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World Demotivational Poster

90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.

TAGS: 90s boy meets world
Rating: 3.86/5

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TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 8:20 pm
I thought the same thing about New Zoo Revue!

UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..

TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.43/5

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.

LONELINESS - The worst thing in this world isn't being alone. It's being surrounded by people that make you feel like you're alone.

TAGS: lonely worst world people alone
Rating: 4.7/5

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WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:50 pm
Guess who had the double-bean burrito?
th3capone45 - September 30, 2012, 1:52 am
So true...


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.94/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


TAGS: world
Rating: 3.88/5

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Kilted - April 19, 2012, 2:13 pm
"but Homer how do you get world Peace?" "With a knife" "Yes at the end of a bayonet. I like the way you think Homer."
ughomer - April 19, 2012, 11:32 am
At least this poster is not CORNY.
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 6:50 am

ok...the title should have been broken for text but overall...i like this. deserves better than the scores it got.

PHOTOSHOP - Makes Wars interesting.

TAGS: star wars world war ii aircraft
Rating: 4.8/5

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pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:50 pm
nice. 5L's
Zealot - September 12, 2010, 6:28 pm
wow, just wow, 5L
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Barrel roll............ nao! 5L
rerun - September 11, 2010, 8:34 pm


PHOTOSHOP - makes wars awesome.

TAGS: world war ii star wars
Rating: 4.65/5

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HammerofHeeb - October 18, 2010, 3:33 pm
If Big Red One had these, they wouldn't have needed the Eighty-Duece to hide behind.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm

lmfao... even when you're nice Mooo they think you're ragging on them....lol. now thats ownage! good poster dude!
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 12:06 pm
he suggests you post just the pic over there also
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 12:04 pm
Mooo, I did misunderstand you. I thought you said that this pic was there.
hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:15 am
Man, sign me up for that brigade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:14 am
Just the pic...before you added the text.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:13 am
Maybe I'm not being clear.....I approved this motifake because it's kinda funny but you should also post it to ph**ochopped because that's our ph**oshop related sister site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:07 am
No, I'm saying you should post this to ph**ochopped. We support our sister sites as much as we can. Even politifake...the ugly sister.
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 3:00 am
Really? Mmm.... I had no idea.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 2:09 am
Post this pic to our sister site ph**ochopped.org

CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!

TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"

IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!


TAGS: world racism religion diversity peace
Rating: 4.63/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:55 am
Because too many out there take things way to personal

SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am



TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless

MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.

TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

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djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The g** slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What a**hole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat **** jack. f***ing faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper d***o up your a** Jack Woodward



LAWYERS - How will the world be without them?

ZIDANE - Some choose to go out with dignity While others choose to be remembered


TAGS: soulmayte world probability meet concurrence
Rating: 4.82/5

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rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:32 am

I call BS Oiler, you just got lucky after the 1st 3.6 billion
Oiler - February 3, 2013, 10:25 am
May 19, 2007 was my lucky day...but there were only 6.5 billion to look thru then.
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:17 am
Well said!

Fairness -

TAGS: justice world fairness people hammy
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 3:19 pm
Truth That Hurts .

REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom

YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf

TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am


TAGS: cow sick twisted world sh**tyz
Rating: 4.51/5

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knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty


TAGS: billion world steve jobs apple
Rating: 4.5/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:41 pm
anyway, production is still increasing worldwide... that 's what make the apple to become rotten
dootndo2 - October 7, 2011, 9:16 am
Only 1/2 million looking.

CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.

TAGS: you should see disney world china
Rating: 4.48/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - February 11, 2010, 12:35 pm
5 lost pairs of swimming shorts
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am
5 water slide induced wedgies
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
*but would I let that make me
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
I'd be a little afraid about slamming into the concrete walls at every turn, but would I let me pass this opportunity up? Hell no. 5L.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
Now thats a water slide!! Good Job Jake,.5L

YOU CANNOT INVADE - the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass. Adm Isoroku Yamamoto, 1941

TAGS: world war ii
Rating: 3.47/5

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Gladius - December 26, 2009, 7:51 am
Canadians, never did squat. The British Army invaded the US and torched The Whitehouse after America invaded Canada. Face it Canada, you are just America's hat. ;-)
Derek - November 22, 2009, 2:30 am
This is a bogus quote that the gun lobby like to trot out regularly. Also, remember that the Canadians invaded the US and toasted the White House.
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
Gil I sent you a PM. I couldn't feel worse and I apologized alot. You're not a commie pinko!!!!
Reason - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
Then there is the classic. We have awoken a sleeping giant.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:32 pm
I see, A Raisin derivative. maybe you can blame it on PTSD.
GreyScorpion - November 21, 2009, 1:31 pm
that is a direct Yamamoto quote. I also like, "Gentleman, we have just kicked a rabid dog"
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:29 pm
Ambien...and boxed wine?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:29 pm
I know, I know.....If only we knew the Raisin.
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:27 pm
And what makes today any different from any other? I'm always doing that....
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:27 pm
Thanks Moooo. Don't want to creep anyone out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:26 pm
Blame it on the alcoholism Mo....That always works for me.....It's not Mo's Fault Gil, For some Raisin he's typing faster than he's thinking today.
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:23 pm
I made a huge mistake gil. Crap. I meant to send you a PM before you saw that. I truly am sorry bro. For some rason you stuck out as one of our resident USA bashers. I took this as a ha ha look at what the Japs did......I owe you big time!
gil - November 21, 2009, 1:17 pm
anti-american? My grandfather flew B24's against Japan, and my father fought in Vietnam. The poster was a quote from the top Japanese Admiral. jeez louise
MO - November 21, 2009, 12:58 pm
d*** it!! Think twice comment once....or not at all. New rule. Rule 55.
MO - November 21, 2009, 12:46 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong but this picture wasn't taken on the mainland. Nope! I'm not. And I'm going with a big fat 1L on 3 different computers just cause I know that gil is about as anti-American as they come.


TAGS: college youre in the real world suck it up princess pzy
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am
"do to"? 5L

3RD WORLD COUNTRIES - The punishment for crossing a red light is not as thrilling as the punishment for jaywalking

TAGS: 3rd world countries plane car
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 16, 2013, 2:27 pm
What is the punishment?
blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:27 am
not jaywalking ... jay OMG AN AIRPLANE


THE SCORNED - Why try to mend the world when you can sit back and watch it burn

COURAGE - "You can't always foresee all the consequences of your actions; but that's no excuse to do nothing."

TAGS: world war two soilder courage
Rating: 4.78/5

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5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:31 am
been rumors of snow here, but every year they scream about it. Once they stop, then it snows.
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:28 am
snow started flying this morning, so I'm staring old man winter right in the face and trying my best to wink.
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:26 am
Pretty good... super busy due to the kid being home. How are you?
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:24 am
hey 5150, how you doin?
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:22 am
I really liked this one. 5l and hey guys!
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:17 am
i think it's his, which is rather impressive.
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:43 pm

who is the quote from?


TAGS: football soccer world cup nascar tv
Rating: 4.5/5

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culos - February 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
The hell it is!
andyreddson - February 22, 2011, 6:16 pm
That's because it's spelled "S-O-C-C-E-R."
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:04 pm
*face palms* I've refereed soccer (football) for 6 years now. there is nothing like getting yelled at for doing my job right. The best part is wen I get to throw coaches out of games though. They all act like they never saw it coming.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:27 pm
we could talk down every form of sport if we want. i just found this pic related to the world cup. i'm watching poker all the time. pretty stupid as well if i think about it ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - June 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Yes. Yes it is.
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Oh yeah, and watching a bunch of guys kicking a ball back & forth is absolutely riveting.
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:53 pm
haha..., and they STILL manage to CRASH...!!

COMPLEXITY - My friends are embarrassed by how the simplest things in life amuse me, I’m embarrassed by how simple my friends are

TAGS: friends life world funny down
Rating: 4.85/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:33 pm
Beaut!!! Gotta wonder why kids are always happy and adults aren't, right?
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:04 pm
Nice poster caveman.
Greeny - July 17, 2011, 10:19 am
Verdeckt - July 17, 2011, 9:10 am
Who you calling 5imple?...


NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time

THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-

TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act

TAGS: feminism political correctness new world order
Rating: 3.88/5

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funnyman37 - November 16, 2009, 4:40 pm
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 4:22 pm
Those fire hoses would break my neck and hurt my feelings.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:20 pm
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
home in time for dinner.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
Political Correctness appeals to the kind of person who secretly wishes they can take a ride in a time machine back to a Civil Rights march, so that they could participate -- but only if the weather was warm, the police restrained, and they could be ...
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:52 am
I could do without either one, to be honest.
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:47 am
I concede that the Patriot was as much as a draconian measure on behalf of the conservatives as Political Correctness was on behalf of the socialist left. The one thing they have in common is that they were both bloodless coups.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:20 pm
Nice of you to unintentionally concede that the Patriot Act is a draconian measure. As in the measure of all things Draconian. Ha.
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why would you cook your woman FFS!?
abc123 - October 26, 2009, 12:37 pm
freaking women, they are only 3 good uses for them, cooking and f$$cking and raising kids. no more no less.
Kaldirris - October 26, 2009, 10:16 am
haha - reminds me of the old joke: Q: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder for safety, and 8 to be on the lookout for potential rapists.
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:56 pm
sadly enough, this **** is all true
John R - October 24, 2009, 7:00 am
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
The first three Fives are appreciated. The other two low scores came from the Womens Studies faculty 101. Thanks a lot my cholestrally challenged sisters!

GEOGRAPHY LESSON - Geography lesson in an American public school

TAGS: geography usa world school
Rating: 2.96/5

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Hypercat-Z - August 12, 2009, 7:03 am
Pretty belivable
rollseyes - August 11, 2009, 10:27 am
Because America is all that really matters. All of you haters know it to be true.
surprisebuttsecks - August 11, 2009, 9:29 am
Repeating yourself REPEATING YOURSELF Repeating yourself one more time.

AN EYE FOR AN EYE - Makes The World Blind ...

TAGS: eye for world blind gandhi
Rating: 4.39/5

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Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:50 pm
@CloudchaserS There really is no solution to this except creating an environment where this problem does not occur in the first place. @suzieq Thanks :) ... I agree that the kid really does carry the poster on his own.
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 9:23 am
hey rick, good stuff. poor kid...
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:37 pm
It's a rock and a hard place. Retaliate every time someone wrongs you, everyone goes blind. Never retaliate and you become a target for harassment.

NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?

TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

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Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is F@cking insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull f***ing ****!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28



TAGS: life dream strange terrible world
Rating: 4.74/5

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GaryO - August 3, 2012, 7:30 pm
Nice pic, nice caption, solid 5L. Cheers, space


TAGS: john lennon ben and jerry s world peace
Rating: 4.72/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:28 am
sweet nuts, or the sour ones? 5l
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
fascistfrenchman - August 12, 2010, 3:46 pm
Isn't it the truth :P
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L RL!
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:42 am
LOL @ Grey
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:40 am
hehehe, he said "taint"...5L
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great. 5L
Feasibly - August 11, 2010, 10:36 pm
Nice one RL. Makes me wanna make a trip to the freezer.
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 10:25 pm
Oh so delicious! Do they still make Cherry Garcia...I could eat a pint
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Well played!


TAGS: map world usa ego
Rating: 3.29/5

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Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:11 am
Dunno... I think it's the accent. It might have something to do with the fact that they usually beat us at Rugby, but strangely the Kiwis aren't that bad... Strange phenominon.
Verdeckt - February 17, 2012, 5:44 am
Me too..
caveman - February 17, 2012, 12:04 am
Don't worry, i'm here now.
forseti - February 16, 2012, 6:32 am
So what the hell have the Aussies done to you? Dragon fighters unite!!
Zetmonk - February 16, 2012, 5:33 am
I speak for all South African when I say we simply dislike the Americans, we hate the Aussies. ;-)
forseti - February 16, 2012, 1:16 am
Dear diary, it's Sarah Palin again. I painted you a picture...
Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:38 pm
Ha ha ha, I swear a child drew this. Since when did "Yurop" become an island! Anyways, 5L for Scothland XD
RonE - February 15, 2012, 1:46 pm
The rest of the world doesn't hate us. That is what the media reports. People really should actually talk to other citizens. Some do hate us. Most don't give a flip about us and never have.

Make Love, Not Warcraft -

TAGS: southpark funny world of
Rating: 2.29/5

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LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 1:53 pm
No fair...Narutarded is trying to hog all the women on the site. I'm telling my Mom! Mom? Mom? MOM!? Narutarded get OFF my MOM!!!
Jordon - December 7, 2008, 11:04 am
Lol nice guys.../hug all
Narutarded - December 6, 2008, 4:24 am
Is that a dwarf on your shield, or are you just happy to see me?
Wolfie - December 6, 2008, 4:14 am


TAGS: disney world clown water slide scary
Rating: 2.18/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:55 am
You know its going to be a good night when the phrase "Jug O' Whiskey" appears. Not a bottle, not 'doin sh**s' but Jug.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 8:33 am
It made sense to me.... and was funny. So where does that put me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2009, 2:00 am
****.....I gotta cut back...my last (drunken) comment made no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:15 pm
What kinda ignorant **** are you saying aobot water?....oh, I get it.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 11:11 pm
Ahhhhh... whiskey is the life of man!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:06 pm
should read "into a jug of whiskey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:05 pm
Hi TTH here. Moooooooooooooooo is way into a of whiskey and he just tipped his couch over trying to hit me. it was great. Hey guys btw!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
LMAO, mooooo... I can settle for a good stew.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:48 pm
Such the absentee chickie-poo! Hi and bye, Nik?!?!
Nik - September 12, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hello boys!!! Just dropping by real quick to say 'HI!'. Also Happy Birthday AK!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Sorry....No meata ballsa....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:38 pm
Potluck.....And for the bunny?....potatoes, carrots and a white wine sauce......no meatballs.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:34 pm
Memorial? And for the bunny?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
No poker tonight....Captain Diabetes is in the hospital.....Me and TTH are having a memorial of sorts.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Good luck, pokerstar!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:19 pm
I said coconuts not tacos.....later yo...to drunk to banter.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box./
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:13 pm
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts./


TAGS: 1984 asofterworld
Rating: 4.9/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:18 pm
Government should learn to fear US!


TAGS: hubris sun sunflower world
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2010, 7:26 pm
Thanks guys.
Haarakkon - July 20, 2010, 3:44 pm
Just right.
Sean - July 20, 2010, 2:37 pm
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:54 am
Bartimaeus - July 20, 2010, 3:31 am
Beautifully done, and rightfully so. For you. good sir, I give a 5L. Use it wisely, as it is not easily traded for drugs.
crankyhead - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am
I can't find the words to express how good this one is.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 11:53 pm

AUSTRALIANA - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just jealous that they can't keep up"

TAGS: australia drink world beer win
Rating: 4.69/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 9:28 pm

lolz...tell it to a canadian m8

MUSIC - Life without music would Bb.

TAGS: music bb notes musical world
Rating: 4.6/5

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steve1961 - June 12, 2012, 1:35 am
I think it struck a chord for all of us;)
robbidos - June 9, 2012, 4:42 pm
5L for # minds and musical education
SecretAngel - June 8, 2012, 6:07 pm
lol so true
Bull - June 7, 2012, 12:52 pm
Yeah, I didn't get it until I read the comments. :)
lgvernon - June 7, 2012, 11:53 am

And my totally non-musical husband said, "What's big 'B', little 'b'? {sigh} Great poster!~
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 8:18 pm
High C what you did there;)
vigilante - June 6, 2012, 8:07 pm
B flat. creative.



BLIZZCON - virgins of the world unite

TAGS: blizzcon wow worldofwarcraft virgins
Rating: 3.86/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 1, 2012, 11:02 pm
if the p*** industry had any sense, they'd set up shop right next door.
ZetsuboRin - September 24, 2012, 3:04 am
I take offence! I'm a blizz player, and not a virgin. XD
SatansMasterWhore - February 16, 2011, 5:38 pm
its where muslims go when they die :D theres your virgins , enjoy

WORLD'S DEADLINE - Being decided for us, and we can't do sh*t about it, so live your life to the fullest everyday for it may be your last.


REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world... To you...ya pig!

SEA WORLD ORLANDO - Ever wonder why you never see homeless people sleeping on park benches there?

TAGS: orca kiler whales sea world
Rating: 3.17/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 10:42 am
Heeeyy. That's frpm the movie "Orca, The Killer Whale" Classic piece of film. For 2 Settles I'll even tell you that's the final scene of the movie. Epic tail flipping human into an iceberg bwuahaha
rerun - March 1, 2010, 9:00 pm

stole it from?
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 8:15 pm
Free his willy
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 1, 2010, 8:14 pm
A skittle to whoever can tell me what movie I pulled this pic from...lol
Produceman117 - February 27, 2010, 2:28 am
So f*ck you...

A FAITHFUL FRIEND - Is Always Better Any Treasure of the World ... ... So Never Let Go Of Them

TAGS: faithful friend treasure world
Rating: 4.26/5

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Rick69 - January 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
Oh Dang! ... I only just realised I forgot *than* ... >_
crankyhead - January 20, 2012, 5:33 pm
Look Mooo+, just because I struggle with my weight doesn't give you free licence to call me "inflatable"... oh wait, I read that wrong, carry on. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:02 am
the moderators aren't perfect (except Crankyhead, he's infallible and super ***y) Everyone makes mistakes, it's best to just roll with it.
axe11154 - January 20, 2012, 8:15 am
I like it but I sorta hate it when my poster is not poster for grammer. then some one elce with a similer mistake gets posted. I just dont get the mods
Rick69 - January 19, 2012, 2:20 pm
More gratitude... :)
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 8:25 am
More Good Stuff !

SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...

TAGS: go ahead have me sh** now i can hear the groans worldwide
Rating: 4.22/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
Oh great, I'm being appreciated by the noobs now. Guess it's time to get all curmudgeony... j/k S&M. Thanks.
SiliconMage - April 4, 2010, 1:21 pm
Phydeaux you have a twisted sense of humor! Keep up the good work.


TAGS: best of the world guns
Rating: 3.71/5

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Jenna3220 - June 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
This is awesome!! Great job.
RUGER - October 11, 2009, 10:06 pm
This MOTIFAKE speaks to me. 5 rounds coming your way!!!
Das Ghoti - October 11, 2009, 9:33 pm
If you have a gun, better luck that you won't die from someone who does. Michigan is a wonderful mix of US and Canada neh? Hunting in the UP, Drive-bys and such in Det and Flint, good stuff :)
Axiom - October 9, 2009, 8:27 am
Regular people *are* morons. ;)
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
only in te hands of morons is it a bad one
Axiom - October 8, 2009, 10:16 pm
Only a moron would think this is a good thing.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 6:43 pm
It would be fascinating to know what the ownership rates are in Sierra Leone and Afghanistan
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:08 pm
You left out #1:Switzerland. ...but I guess the way they work none of their firearms are "civilian", huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:54 am
Why? with more guns it's more likely that they'll shoot each other...XD....most of the Canadian guns are hunting rifles.
Dylan - August 26, 2009, 1:51 am
that's not best, it's terrible.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 4:37 pm
Wouldn't that sorta be like the guy with the 75' yacht. He doesn't really stress the gas bill either.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Which is why Gun Shows are so popular, Ed. And as a gun owner, I thoroughly approve. Besides, how's the guy who has 200 of them going to afford the ammo for that many?
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
Oh, and its 90guns per 100 people in america. Sounds about right. Most people I know own at least one. Then you've got the guy who has 200. It rounds out.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
That actually sounds about right. And they usually base this kinda of data off of surveys, sales and registration information. You don't have to register rifles or sh**guns, but you do have to register the sale of them.
Blah - August 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
As for where the data came from, would it not be possible to work out how many guns are made, and how many are shipped to the country? then just get a load of averages.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 2:04 pm
canada-10 million guns and 30 million people? that right?
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 2:02 pm
The United States has 90 guns for every 100 citizens, making it the most heavily armed society in the world. U.S. citizens own 270 million of the world's 875 million known firearms, according to the Small Arms Survey... And this is only small arms.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 1:41 pm
i cant be real, it says there is 270 guns per 100 americans. thats 2.7 guns per person not 90
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 1:38 pm
Number one....With a bullet! Of course, I do not understand how the numbers on this are derived. I am not required to register my firearms. I inherited one, was gifted two, and bought one personally. So, where does this data come from? No flamewarintended
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:01 am
around here our numbers rival the US


TAGS: life time day wish duty human nature world religion faith gandhi opinion
Rating: 3.36/5

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jetgod - September 15, 2009, 2:14 pm
Yeah but try researching the bio of Gandhi. Try his racist South African years for starters.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
p.s.: mooblets!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Wow, Ghandi was an idiot. Obviously knew nothing of game theory.
Derek - July 23, 2009, 11:07 pm
Excellent quote. Another way of saying "avoid hypocrisy" :-)


Brave New World -

TAGS: brave world iphone
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 5:54 pm
Too true, unfortunately. Darkly funny, JW! Luv it!!!! 5L!


TAGS: pen sword terry pratchett discworld
Rating: 4.61/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:28 am
Terry Pratchett FTW! The man is the greatest literary genius of our age.
gas - January 22, 2012, 11:08 pm
too bad it's not mine.. :p
mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:16 am
clever one...

MONEY - If women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no value.

TAGS: women world money value
Rating: 4.47/5

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Archivis - December 9, 2010, 7:28 am
5 Money bags

DREAMS - Our world, bathed in the night, waiting to fade between the waves of the surface



TAGS: world piece peace missing pzy
Rating: 4.11/5

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djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 8:03 am
Beautiful! xx
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Very nice.5L

NOT CONFORMING - The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. -Bankei


TAGS: best berson in the world you
Rating: 3.69/5

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ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:11 pm
is a fun one...just another experiment...lol...thx 4 comments
thatonechick - November 27, 2009, 10:27 am
5 for boosting my self-esteem. :) I thought these were supposed to be DEmotivational, however...
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 12:51 am
Why thank you, Ron. Not so bad yourself.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 12:34 am
The power to create, AND motivate. now that's talent. 5 finger points


TAGS: common sense edge of the world
Rating: 3.43/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 8:55 pm
great, now i know better, next time i wont let sean driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . . . ..

THE END OF THE WORLD - Screw it, I may as well enjoy it.

WOW FACE - When you start talking about your half elf paladin

TAGS: women bored wow world of warcraft
Rating: 3/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:08 pm
Yeah, and everyone knows the paladin class is grossly overpow...I mean... NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 1:22 pm
LogicDude - November 25, 2009, 1:21 pm
TokioMarty - November 25, 2009, 12:50 pm
Just a tiny correction from a WoW-player... There's no class named half elf. There's either Blood Elf or Night Elf. There you have it.
thatonechick - November 25, 2009, 9:23 am
My face wears this look a lot. Looks a lot like my CoD face, too.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:04 am
Im sayin nothin!!!
agdaniele - November 25, 2009, 2:03 am
Hell, I can get this look by saying "today, on motifake...."

THERE ARE TIMES - When there's simply just not enough Guinness in the world !!!

TAGS: guinness t shirt st patrick world ugly shamrock
Rating: 2.45/5

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JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:16 pm
Should say "I 8 Irish Boys"
LogicDude - May 20, 2009, 1:57 pm
*sniff* She ate ALL of me Lucky Charms!

STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.

POTENTIAL TERRORISTS - There are 6,390,247,491 of 'em out there. Potentially.

TAGS: the whole d*** world
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 7:30 pm



TERRORISM - A problem for all of us

TAGS: worldwide
Rating: 4.5/5

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MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 9:59 pm
just saw that one, good one, you forgot the Swiss that go from "lets take their money they seem friendly" to "oh crap! lets hide it and say it disappeared"
erock - March 25, 2010, 3:00 pm
great poster 5glass bottom subs for you!
Zed - February 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
That's why I like Australia. Seriously, with as many deadly critters as they have, who needs to worry about some brain-fried camel jockey with explosives? "No worries, mate!"
CANADA - February 12, 2010, 4:32 pm
except us

WAR - America Learns Geography, As The Rest Of The World Loses Some.

TAGS: war america world home destroyed
Rating: 3.67/5

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pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 6:41 pm
very true



TAGS: war france world war ii
Rating: 3.38/5

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spacemarine981 - December 15, 2009, 9:45 pm
well I thought the french foreign legion was very effective in north african raids against rommels africa corps
The Goat - September 30, 2009, 6:24 pm
Not sure what French-Canadians have to do with this but France certainly fought - they lost but they fought.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2009, 2:39 am
Also....they like fat strippers.
Haarakkon - September 21, 2009, 2:36 am
If there's any validity to the theory, they suck that much worse, because the arrogance is undiluted in the smaller population sample.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2009, 2:17 am
Never thought of it that way Haar.....Nahhhhhhh....they still suck.
CANADA - September 21, 2009, 2:15 am
LMAO. I like that reason
Haarakkon - September 21, 2009, 2:14 am
I've a theory that the sheer arrogance and pretentiousness of the French-Canadians are merely a sort of cosmic balancing of the scales for the humility and friendliness exhibited by citizens of the other provinces.
CANADA - September 21, 2009, 2:06 am
i've been to quebec a few times. and 9/10 frenchies there treat an english only speaking person like ****. even store clerks swear(in french)at you.
Haarakkon - September 21, 2009, 2:03 am
Oddly enough, I have to agree. It marks a change of heart for me. Still no lover of the Gaul, but not a hater right now, either. Quebec, on the other hand...
Preacher Man - September 21, 2009, 1:37 am
Yeah, but after eight years of French baiting, the joke is wearing thin. Besides, people take things too seriously here all the time. Why should I be left out?
agdaniele - September 21, 2009, 1:26 am
Get a sense of humor, preacher. It's Motifake.com, not historical archives.
Preacher Man - September 21, 2009, 1:18 am
Pick up a book about the European Campaign of World War II. When it comes to the part about the French Resistance, pay close attention. The French Government surrendered; the French people did not.

COSPLAY - sometimes IS a good idea

TAGS: cosplay wow world of warcraft celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.93/5

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honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:58 pm
hawttt who is she..i gotta know
Trap - June 24, 2008, 6:47 am
It's a trap!

WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Wasting lives since 1994

TAGS: world of warcraft
Rating: 2.89/5

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anyadat - January 25, 2010, 6:25 am
That Wowhead.com guy is stupid too. Who cares about your lvl 80s?
culos - January 25, 2010, 6:24 am
@anyadat: You're living proof that this poster is 100% accurate....
anyadat - January 25, 2010, 6:22 am
Just one lil thing i can say.. whoever made this picture is stupid. Its not true. Make your brain work then think it again :P
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:20 am
Death - November 5, 2009, 10:23 pm
A life, a job, and a girlfriend.
Wowhead.com - November 5, 2009, 4:56 pm
yeah...yeah...yeah...I may not have a life but I have 4 level 80s what do you have?
Capt. Obvious - November 5, 2009, 4:32 pm
WoW wasn't released until 2004. Saying all warcraft games wasted lvies is the same as saying any video game did. L2Fail

Rule The World -

Lana Del Rey -

TAGS: world love
Rating: 5/5

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World Economy Improving -

TAGS: economy improving tear gas pepper spary world
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 12, 2013, 2:20 am
"ISM News Channel" ~ too funny. 5L



TINKERBELLS TWIN - Continues the cliché that the brunette is always the evil one… At least she doesn’t have the little Van Dyke beard.

TAGS: evil pixie that mugged me a disney world
Rating: 4.85/5

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familyghost - March 28, 2011, 12:11 pm
That's kinda who it is... *shuffles away ashamed he recognized the very scene this is depicting*
Liamdurf - March 21, 2011, 5:40 pm
Looks like Crysta from Ferngully.

SNOW - it was a lot more fun as a kid

WE ALL WANT - to leave our mark on the world. Or better yet, another one.

TAGS: footprint moon want world leave
Rating: 4.67/5

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 6:18 pm
A 'world may refer to any planet or heavenly body', which includes moons. It says that on Wikipedia so it must be right.
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:13 pm
I will excuse the fact that the Moon is actually not another world this time...


TAGS: greedy world this is calendar
Rating: 4.55/5

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jedimonk - June 8, 2012, 4:09 pm
silly religous types! Its all about perspective; Karma says that dude probably ra**d and murdered some chick in a past life and this is his payment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:07 pm
It’s around the time when someone realizes that affording a sandwich is more important than the 150” plasma screen TV. Don’t think too many realize that yet. They will though. 5L!

IN A PERFECT WORLD - Guns don't kill people... but spoons would kill Rosie O'donnell

TAGS: perfect world
Rating: 4.46/5

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Koradan - April 13, 2010, 5:49 pm
Oh... Hell... Yeah!

THE NINETIES - Back when, whenever you wanted to make a phone call, You had to get off the internet

TAGS: internet world wide web
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - February 24, 2013, 12:11 am
Or if you had a line installed just for the internet, you had to wait until the other computer in the house wasn't using the internet.


TAGS: earphone volume ignore world
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:05 am
That's The Way I Do It 1970's Let's Go

AK -

TAGS: ak 47 rifle world popular
Rating: 4.22/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2012, 6:17 pm
Not where motifakes are concerned.
Chrysophase2003 - April 15, 2012, 5:55 pm
Because quantity always trumps quality.

Soccer -